Eulogy for a Shirt
(clears throat) Thank you all for coming here today. I understand that this is not something most people would do. It means the world to me that you are here to help me through this. (dabs at eyes) Today I am celebrating and remembering the faithful service rendered to me by a certain red Shasta Bible College T-shirt. I never would have thought that a shirt could become so much a part of my everyday life. Just seeing it brings back memories, both sad and joyful. I wore this shirt one morning when I got up early to watch the sunrise and be with God. I wore this shirt during a late night walk with Kelsey around the quad. I wore this shirt for Monday work details, when I carried diaper clad children on my back, or raked up rotting jambos, or told long romantic stories to the 8th grade girls as we bleached the library's shelves. I wore this shirt when I was happy. Sometimes it made me happy just to wear it. I wore it on hikes in the j